are you sure?
People are annoying
The many ways to use and abuse a Gossip Stone!
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Breakfast this morning was a whole wheat toasted english muffin topped with white chocolate wonderful pb, 1/2 sliced banana, and Oikos blueberry greek yogurt with 1/2 sliced banana. Hot coffee on the side.